she died like 17 times
(Source: mesovideo, via thatfunnyblog)
note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke
who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me
a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy
ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD
Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.
when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav
this lady danced for all eternity
literally, mother nature.
I don’t care if I’ve already reblogged this.
(Source: tattooedtaint, via ellliot)
(Source: fakeblood, via ellliot)
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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
why would i do that lmao
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free
World Population : 7,810,521,683
just in case somebody start feelin too important
7,810,521,682 and me