hey kids u wanna buy some drugs
i’m in hell
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Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"
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judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
judge: haha case dismissed
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this entire website
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