suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond, via theblackship)

ruinedchildhood:

Terrifying

(Source: itsvondell, via theblackship)

muscleluvr2:

sonneillonv:

loveyourselfsonoonehasto13:

The number plate is the chemical equation for Glucose, and the car is called a Cube, it is therefore a giant sugar cube

My followers may not know this yet, but I am seriously addicted to chemistry puns.

love the humor here

muscleluvr2:

sonneillonv:

loveyourselfsonoonehasto13:

The number plate is the chemical equation for Glucose, and the car is called a Cube, it is therefore a giant sugar cube

My followers may not know this yet, but I am seriously addicted to chemistry puns.

love the humor here

(via theblackship)

(Source: milokerrigan, via theblackship)

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(via theblackship)

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

(via theblackship)

versaceslut:

this is fucking crazy omfg

(via theblackship)

songofthestarwhale:

juststealingtime:

Swigity swelon, I’m a melon.  

swiggity swag the melon stag

songofthestarwhale:

juststealingtime:

Swigity swelon, I’m a melon.  

swiggity swag the melon stag

(Source: uniikittyy, via thats-so-meme)

(via hostagesituation)

womandroid4001:

womandroid4001:

why do straight boys walk so slow

image

(Source: pinfad, via thefuuuucomics)

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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(via theblackship)

necromancer:

What I imagine happens when people see something on their dash that makes them comment “SCREAMING OMFGFG D SJGHIJEBFKKJDVJKN”

(via theblackship)

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